Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke!

Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I\’ve always known him: Jeff. No, I\’ll fix it. I\’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I\’m the Doctor. Don\’t call me the Rotmeister. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won\’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I\’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn\’t you?

*Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I\’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! It\’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. 

You\’ve swallowed a planet! 

Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.

Annihilate? No. No violence. I won\’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I\’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn\’t you?

Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there\’s an escaped fish. I\’m nobody\’s taxi service; I\’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. I\’m the Doctor, I\’m worse than everyone\’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I\’m introducing myself.

• Saving the world with meals on wheels.
• Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there\’s an escaped fish.
• All I\’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?

No… It\’s a thing; it\’s like a plan, but with more greatness.

You know when grown-ups tell you \’everything\’s going to be fine\’ and you think they\’re probably lying to make you feel better? Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there\’s an escaped fish. The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don\’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don\’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.

• I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don\’t lie to me!
• Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.
• It\’s art! A statement on modern society, \’Oh Ain\’t Modern Society Awful?\’!

Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there\’s an escaped fish. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks!

You know when grown-ups tell you \’everything\’s going to be fine\’ and you think they\’re probably lying to make you feel better? No, I\’ll fix it. I\’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I\’m the Doctor. Don\’t call me the Rotmeister.

I hate yogurt. It\’s just stuff with bits in. Saving the world with meals on wheels. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I\’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there\’s an escaped fish.

The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don\’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don\’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. It\’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.

Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I\’ve always known him: Jeff. Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I\’ve always known him: Jeff. You\’ve swallowed a planet! Annihilate? No. No violence. I won\’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I\’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn\’t you?

You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? No… It\’s a thing; it\’s like a plan, but with more greatness. You hit me with a cricket bat. It\’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. It\’s art! A statement on modern society, \’Oh Ain\’t Modern Society Awful?\’!

The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don\’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don\’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don\’t lie to me!

Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I\’ve always known him: Jeff. I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don\’t lie to me! I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don\’t lie to me!

No… It\’s a thing; it\’s like a plan, but with more greatness. I\’m the Doctor, I\’m worse than everyone\’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I\’m introducing myself. I\’m the Doctor, I\’m worse than everyone\’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I\’m introducing myself.

I\’m nobody\’s taxi service; I\’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don\’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don\’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.

Annihilate? No. No violence. I won\’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I\’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn\’t you? It\’s art! A statement on modern society, \’Oh Ain\’t Modern Society Awful?\’!