I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in.

Aw, you\’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today. Saving the world with meals on wheels. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? I hate yogurt. It\’s just stuff with bits in.

Annihilate? No. No violence. I won\’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I\’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn\’t you? You know when grown-ups tell you \’everything\’s going to be fine\’ and you think they\’re probably lying to make you feel better?

All I\’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?

Did I mention we have comfy chairs? Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! I\’m nobody\’s taxi service; I\’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don\’t lie to me!

• I hate yogurt. It\’s just stuff with bits in.
• Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.
• Saving the world with meals on wheels.

The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don\’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don\’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.

It\’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. Aw, you\’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! You know when grown-ups tell you \’everything\’s going to be fine\’ and you think they\’re probably lying to make you feel better?

• You know when grown-ups tell you \’everything\’s going to be fine\’ and you think they\’re probably lying to make you feel better?
• I hate yogurt. It\’s just stuff with bits in.
• I\’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don\’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don\’t know why.

It\’s art! A statement on modern society, \’Oh Ain\’t Modern Society Awful?\’! You hit me with a cricket bat. I\’m nobody\’s taxi service; I\’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.

I\’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don\’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don\’t know why. It\’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. I\’m the Doctor, I\’m worse than everyone\’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I\’m introducing myself.

Annihilate? No. No violence. I won\’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I\’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn\’t you? Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I\’ve always known him: Jeff.

Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! No… It\’s a thing; it\’s like a plan, but with more greatness. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I\’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! I\’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don\’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don\’t know why.

It\’s art! A statement on modern society, \’Oh Ain\’t Modern Society Awful?\’! No… It\’s a thing; it\’s like a plan, but with more greatness. You hit me with a cricket bat. You hit me with a cricket bat.

The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don\’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don\’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. It\’s art! A statement on modern society, \’Oh Ain\’t Modern Society Awful?\’!

I\’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don\’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don\’t know why. Saving the world with meals on wheels. No… It\’s a thing; it\’s like a plan, but with more greatness.

Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there\’s an escaped fish. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there\’s an escaped fish. Saving the world with meals on wheels. Aw, you\’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today.