Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun! Ugh, it\’s filthy! Why not create a National Endowment for Strip Clubs while we\’re at it? Good man. Nixon\’s pro-war and pro-family. We don\’t have a brig.
Hello, little man. I will destroy you! Tell them I hate them. Hey, whatcha watching? I had more, but you go ahead.
With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun!
I\’m just glad my fat, ugly mama isn\’t alive to see this day. I\’m a thing. What are their names? Belligerent and numerous.
- Daylight and everything.
- Leela\’s gonna kill me.
- Is today\’s hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient?
Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I\’m going to come back there and change your opinions manually!
That\’s not soon enough! Hey! I\’m a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think? Who are those horrible orange men? Hi, I\’m a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute.
- Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools.
- Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died.
- Negative, bossy meat creature!
The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate. Oh Leela! You\’re the only person I could turn to; you\’re the only person who ever loved me.
Leela, Bender, we\’re going grave robbing. Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools. Why not indeed! Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way? What are their names?
Oh no! The professor will hit me! But if Zoidberg \’fixes\’ it… then perhaps gifts! Bender, hurry! This fuel\’s expensive! Also, we\’re dying! Why would I want to know that? One hundred dollars. And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who\’s gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go. The toilet.
File not found. Professor, make a woman out of me. You don\’t know how to do any of those. Large bet on myself in round one. Good man. Nixon\’s pro-war and pro-family.
Check it out, y\’all. Everyone who was invited is here. Well, then good news! It\’s a suppository. Actually, that\’s still true. Please, Don-Bot… look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file!
Fry, we have a crate to deliver. That\’s not soon enough! Can we have Bender Burgers again? Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. Bender, you risked your life to save me!
File not found. You know, I was God once. Hey, tell me something. You\’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you\’re doing your laundry? Yeah, lots of people did.
Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. And I\’d do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it. Pansy. Wow, you got that off the Internet? In my day, the Internet was only used to download pornography.
You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but they don\’t pay you or let you go. I was all of history\’s great robot actors – Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny! Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There\’s only one reasonable course of action now: kill Flexo!
I\’m a thing. And why did \’I\’ have to take a cab? And remember, don\’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don\’t not do it! OK, if everyone\’s finished being stupid.
Shut up and get to the point! Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. I\’ll get my kit! I feel like I was mauled by Jesus. Hey, guess what you\’re accessories to.